Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Poor Joe.

Poor Joe. Joe was not a happy man yesterday. Joe played in a golf tournament. Joe played the third hole. Joe almost got a hole-in-one. Joe watched as his ball hit the cup and rolled 3 inches away. Joe was 3 inches away from winning a brand new $40,000 Dodge Durango, fully loaded with sunroof. Joe came home with a really bad sunburn and no car keys. Poor Joe. You may leave your condolences below.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Joe--not only did you not win that truck, now your on the blog. I can't believe that you were SOOOO close. I mean, just think about it, A WHOLE TRUCK! I can't imagine how cool it would be to look at the blog today and see you and your shiny new FREE truck on the top of the page.... oh, well. You were close. ;)

Connie said...

Have you noticed the price of gas lately???? I mean, oh, too bad. Maybe when you get moved, Chad will give you some pointers!

emily said...

oooo...that stinks. not only did your sister-in-law leave a week ago and you've been so extremely sad about that...now you missed out on a "whole" truck (as Carrie put it!) Not a half of a truck a WHOLE truck! Sorry Joe!

THE BROWN BOYS said...

You guys are all so funny! I love my family. You make me laugh.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, being on the blog is sort of a double whammy. It will be forever known as 'the one that got away', and will be talked about for generations to come.
p.s. I'm sure Joe will be deeply comforted by all of your kind words. That's what family is for...

THE BROWN BOYS said...

He looks so miserable in this picture, and the truck slipping right through his fingers incident hasn't even happened yet.

John McCarragher said...

"Pooooooor Joe" nothing. I see this as someone looking over you and doing what is best for you and your family. Had you won the truck, you probably would have spent hours -no probably days - away from your family and friends just driving around, and spent a ton of money on expensive gas.

Congratulations Joe - it was a close one but good does prevail!!

Uncle John

Anonymous said...

I sense ALOT of sarcasm in all of these postings. My co-workers were no help either. They just said, "You would have to sell it anyway to pay the taxes on it!" Typical CPAs... Expensive gas or no, I was 3" from a free SUV! I would have given you a ride John.... so if I hit one next time, tell Sharon I will swing by and leave you at home.