EMILY: IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR SHIRT EVER AGAIN, YOU MUST FOLLOW MY LIST OF DEMANDS.
1. YOU MUST MOVE BACK TO IOWA IN A TIMELY AND ORDERLY MANNER.
2. UMMM...I GUESS THAT'S IT. JUST DO #1.
IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET IN A TIMELY MANNER....SNIP, SNIP. DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT BECAUSE IT'S GREEN, I WILL TAKE PITY. IT WILL MAKE A VERY NICE THROW PILLOW.
IF YOU REFUSE TO RESPOND TO THIS, MY NEXT POST WILL CONTAIN A LARGE, COLOR PHOTO OF THE "UNDIES" YOU ALSO LEFT BEHIND. DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME. I'LL DO IT. AND LET ME TELL YOU, BLOGGER READERS, YOU'LL BE SHOCKED BY WHAT YOU SEE!!
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Ransom Note.
Posted by Laura at 11:15 AM
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5 comments:
Ok...Ok...I'll do whatever you say...just DON'T post my undies for all to see...DON'T!!!!!
Oh, I won't. Give me some credit here...so, you might be getting a little package someday soon!
uh oh... does the 'little' package have anything to do with the size of undies? EM!? I didn't think you wore that kind...?? jkjk
Um, considering Emily has WORN a pair of my underwear, nothing could shock me :)
Rachel...you are completely right! So...I have another question that may not be suitable for other viewers...are the undies clean or dirty?!?! Just trying to prepare myself for what's coming!
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